Breadwinners Night Of The Living Bread Transcript Jun 2026

Buhdeuce escapes the van and bites a passerby. The infection spreads exponentially across the city squares of Pondgea. Within minutes, a massive horde of ducks is shuffling through the streets chanting "Bread." Act 3: The Siege of the Rocket Van

In "Night of the Living Bread," SwaySway and Buhdeuce are on a mission to deliver a special batch of bread to a planet celebrating its annual "Bread Fest." However, things take a turn when they discover that the bread has come to life and is now terrorizing the planet.

(Gulping loudly) Aw, yeah! Pumped up! But wait, SwaySway, isn't that bread, like... cursed or something?

Ooh, ow, stop it, ooh! (keeps getting hit)

ZOMBIE HUNTERS!

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"Bread brains? Don’t be ridiculous. You two couldn’t even deliver a pizza to a hungry cop. Now get back to work." SwaySway: "But T-Midi, they’re eating my spare tires!" T-Midi: "Everyone needs fiber, SwaySway. Goodbye." breadwinners night of the living bread transcript

Ok, let’s do it!

Steve: (excitedly) Oh, man! I've been waiting all day for the bread festival tonight!

We defeated the Night of the Living Bread by becoming the ultimate consumers!

Nugget uses his dough to infect the zombie bread, turning them back into regular bread. Buhdeuce escapes the van and bites a passerby

The zombie breads lunge. Sway-Sway catches a flying baguette in his mouth and swallows it whole.

"Did that loaf just talk?"

(Giggles nervously, shaking a jar of glowing green yeast) Uh, SwaySway? Are you sure we should have added that expired radioactive yeast we found in the Badlands?

I'll need to create an antidote. Stall them! (Gulping loudly) Aw, yeah